A* In Indie

In a bit of a response to see how indie I actually am, I found this post on urbandictionary.com from the user 'ruby_blue' from 2008. Wow that is a long time ago.
Here it goes...
My response is in regular writing and the original post is in the italics. just in case you get a bit confused.

Well this is how to spot/be an indie girl. First we will start with clothing: Denim and leather jackets, duffle coats or a faux fur coat.   TICK Skinny jeans in black or dark blue, denim mini skirts or denim hotpants.    CHECK Vintage dresses from the 50s/60s.    Yes. I can see this quiz going well. A* in indie. super. Band t-shirts and tops that have a lot of sequins.   Yes... Old jumpers with holes in.   I'm wearing one now. Waist belts.    Yes. Gold bangles, lots of rings and gold necklaces and beads.   Check. Scruffed up ballet pumps and old skool trainers and ankle boots.    Do doc martens count? I'm saying yes. Anything leopard print.    NO. That is a no go area for me. Hair: Scruffy and messy   Story of my life lots of layers   No curly    ...With curlers? backcombed  No need, my hair goes into dreadlocks within 5 minutes of bushing it. bangs that go all the way into your eyes    Famously. or maybe a straight bob    No. black, brown, blonde hair or bleached hair    So any hair colour? Very specific but yes by default. Make up will be fairy natural but often they will have smokey eyes and amy winehouse eyeliner.   Yes. Red lipstick for special occasions.   'special' hahahahahaaa! Nail varnish will be red or black    Glittery red. Indie girls: Know of a million bands that you don't.   Eh? Know a lot about most kinds of music not only indie.  I give it a go. Go to gigs in grotty venues and pubs.   I've been to a few. Drink vodka and coke.   They know me too well. Are arty; making music, painting, photography, making clothes.   Guilty Are intelligent and know about current affairs.    Government and Politics Alevel, I blame you. Have read lots of books.   I don't understand, my Alevels are indie. Thanks English. Love art house films and cult films. YES. Only go for indie boys and they are even better if they are in some band.   Debateable Always do well in school.   With a shit load of effort. Smoke marlboro reds or lights.   Nope. Some even roll their own but only Golden V or white drum.   No. Mostly are skinny so they dont look fat next to their indie boyfriends and can share skinny jeans.   Erm, no. Not at all. Go to the music festivals like Glasto or Reading.    I WISH. go to any klaxon, jamie t, kate nash gig and believe me there will be hundreds of indie girls!       So there we have it, test over and what do you know, B- in Indie. I made up my marks, you have a go!