I can almost certainly say that if there were swivel chairs in biblical times, Jesus would have included them in the bible or the 10 commandments or in some form of holy scroll.
I standby that Jesus was a God loving adrenaline dude in robes and a halo, so I'm definitely sure he's scooting around heaven with an office chair dodging old people and small babies in cloud prams. I just know it. Gut feeling, trust me.
I hope heaven's nice and that God does let's me ride around on spinny office chairs all day, because quite frankly I don't do it enough on earth.
Spinny office chairs are the main perks of computer rooms, and mainly the only reason I didn't cry every time I walked into GCSE ICT everyday for 2 years. They are life savers. And ultimate fun. That's a bonus and a half. Dude.
The government should really consider giving them out freely to all humans of all shapes and sizes, spinny chairs probably cure AIDs and Typhoid. Probably. Not definitely, but I'm pretty sure they'd give it a good go. Gold star for effort.
Today/yesterday (it's 3am I don't know - don't judge me) I pushed a small friend of mine around on a office chair in the kitchen, I'm not going to lie, it brightened my day. It was like pac-man except clearly I'm not a weird purple ghost but she looked oddly like a yellow pizza with a slice missing. Odd.
It reminded me of when I dislocated my knee and got pushed around Ikea in a wheelchair. It was fun, I'd recommended it. Do it this weekend.
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